There's no stopping this... you know that, right?
Surpassing Mr. Moleman is just the beginning...
But I need to make sure that you grow old in style...
... with a bit of class...
... and with some grandeur, worthy of all the
crappy gameplay and lame jokes you bestow upon us...
It'll only get worse...
You have managed to entertain me, and by extension, all of us here on Twitch, for the last year
(and more, but I wasn't on Twitch before that time)
Outside of that, we go even further back at Ginsert...
I never would have imagined getting so acquainted with you,
what with a pandemic and a few lockdowns,
but hell, I did, and I want to show some appreciation for that...
Not in the least by building this wee webpage...
But even more, by bestowing upon you...
The only title...
... worthy enough...
... to be carried by you...
Congratulations, my Lord.
I have acquired for you, personally, a plot of land.
A plot of land, to be exact, of one square foot.
In Scotland.
This piece of land allows you, my master,
to carry the title of Lord. I kid you not.
Also, they planted a tree there, and the price of
purchase goes to the preservation of nature there.
You can visit it, but can't build there...
but we might hold a Kartbeque there one day...
And to prove I am not kidding you,
I have proof if you click the button below.
Physical proof will follow in the next month
(thank you, Brexit)
ENJOY THE GIFT, MY LORD!
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